What in Gretzky's name is this no-good Hollywood drugged and overpartied little princess doing in the sacred vicinity of our Holy Grail?!
"OK Lindsay, smile for the cameras."
"Uggh, how soon till I can get a manicure? I just touched this *eew* shiny lump of metal."
I bet you can now tell I'm not so high on little Ms. Lohan.
Haha, good morning.